Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting
wow i am very fat and pretty
— (via ucanjudge)
Animals Growing Up
Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”
when i have a girlfriend i would love for her to lead me around the world like this too…
These are my favorite parents in any movie ever.
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along