Me: God, can I ask You a question?
Me: Promise You won’t get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
Me: My car took forever to start
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn’t work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn’t let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn’t want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn’t afford to miss work.
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn’t even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn’t think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I’m Sorry God
God: Don’t be sorry, just learn to Trust Me…. in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don’t doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won’t God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You’re welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children…
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That was so cute
This scene was improvised, so ludacris’ reaction is genuine and dwayne didn’t have a line after tyrese said his.
I love kept improvs :D
i love improv, you could tell he was really laughing hilarious!
the fact that he said it with such a straight face lmfao
Watch how this guy reacts to a girl wearing a Hijab verses a girl not wearing a Hijab.
"yo’ thirsty ass"
Omg that made me so happy idk at first I was a little mad bc I thought he might just not be into her I mean you don’t have to like every person you see but then he said “the thing on her head” I pretty much threw my phone across the room so this video and her reaction are pretty fucking perfect
I could not agree more lol.
After I watched this the first time, I realized you were NEVER my bestfriend (:
GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS
WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT
AND CANT STAY STILL
AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT
RT IF RELATABLE
BECAUSE THIS WAS ME ALL YESTERDAY
the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable
im like a kitten i need attention and i need to curl up next to you and i need you to pet me and tell me im cute.
stop everything and just look at this